Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Fulton shettion

Fulton shettion : -noun
1. a likeness/ portrait of a coffee as a painting, drawing or photograph.
" that is a captivating series of Fulton shettion photographs, they really express an acute sense of isolation while addressing notions the everyday and post-structuralist feminism. The palette is trés upstate NY , laden with ennui. Sad coffee, lonely coffee, it's so now."

Tuesday, February 15, 2011


Shwingi : any kind of object that you attach to your pants around your bum area to attract attention to your bum area. The snap-klip ( 70's ? ) was made for attaching Shwingi. Please note the snap-klip is fashionable, durable and rust-free.
When someone succeeds in attracting attention to their bum area someone might say "Shwing". [ Shaawing !].


isierat :
1) Is a question - it is a shortened form of " is he a rat? " [ iz-ee-a ratt? ] It is typically asked by suburb dwellers who haven't had coffee yet and who have never seen a rat. Suburb dwellers often mistake lost pet rabbits, puppies, teacup chihuahua's, squirrels and hairless cats for rats.
2) Is a statement - shortened form of " he is a rat" [eeeeez-ah-ratt !]. This form is used by someone who is very drunk on 'apple pie martinis' to refer to their boyfriend who has been caught cheating.
now more pictures of my cute squirrel :How to make an apple pie martini:
1 and a 1/2 parts vanilla liqueur
1 part Vodka
2 parts apple cider
1 tsp of cinnamon
squeeze of lime
Pour ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice, shake well, strain into a chilled cocktail glass.