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Enceni

2012-01-10T22:05:00.000-08:00

Enceni: Noun
Pronounced:\ eN-SeN-EEE \
1.Piles of house junk that are too big to be garbage but too bedbug infested to be recycled.
They are colloquially called "Enceni" derived from the word "Incinerator" - suggesting that these piles SHOULD be incinerated.
Usage:
"When are they gonna take that Enceni away ? it's blocking the view of that barren field and that beige row of tract housing. I love watching the sun crest on that bleak prairie with the hydraulic excavators and Backhoe loaders crawling across the horizon".

grousl

2012-01-08T12:46:00.000-08:00

grousl (noun)

if human: a form of emotional rabies prevalent during the first week of january characterized by the desperate emergency snacking of expired, mold-blanketed sauces, jellies and mayonnaises at the back of the refrigerator to retain that festive anything-goes december feeling.

if non-human: same definition but substitute compost-bin for refrigerator

rumored to have originated from the german word "grüsel," meaning "creep."

Fulton shettion

2011-02-23T17:49:00.000-08:00

Fulton shettion : -noun
1. a likeness/ portrait of a coffee as a painting, drawing or photograph.

" that is a captivating series of Fulton shettion photographs, they really express an acute sense of isolation while addressing notions the everyday and post-structuralist feminism. The palette is trés upstate NY , laden with ennui. Sad coffee, lonely coffee, it's so now."

shwingi

2011-02-15T09:20:00.000-08:00

Shwingi : any kind of object that you attach to your pants around your bum area to attract attention to your bum area. The snap-klip ( 70's ? ) was made for attaching Shwingi. Please note the snap-klip is fashionable, durable and rust-free.
When someone succeeds in attracting attention to their bum area someone might say "Shwing". [ Shaawing !].

isierat

2011-02-15T07:16:00.000-08:00

isierat :
1) Is a question - it is a shortened form of " is he a rat? " [ iz-ee-a ratt? ] It is typically asked by suburb dwellers who haven't had coffee yet and who have never seen a rat. Suburb dwellers often mistake lost pet rabbits, puppies, teacup chihuahua's, squirrels and hairless cats for rats.
2) Is a statement - shortened form of " he is a rat" [eeeeez-ah-ratt !]. This form is used by someone who is very drunk on 'apple pie martinis' to refer to their boyfriend who has been caught cheating.
now more pictures of my cute squirrel :How to make an apple pie martini:
1 and a 1/2 parts vanilla liqueur
1 part Vodka
2 parts apple cider
1 tsp of cinnamon
squeeze of lime
Pour ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice, shake well, strain into a chilled cocktail glass.

iness

2010-11-03T18:54:00.000-07:00

iness is a title of respect a single lad(y) might use in an early morning monologue:

a: what would you like for breakie, your iness?
a: whatever, i don't really care. eggs.
a: shall i poach them in the manner you prefer, your iness?
a: i don't really give a shit, just clean up your fucken mess when you're done.
a: your iness, you seem to be a bit on edge this morning.
a (sarcastically): your attention to detail astounds me.
a: but your iness, i notice everything you do, i'm with you night and day, witness to your every thought and move.
a (challenge-to-duelishly): so tell me what i'm thinking right now then.
a: i...ummm...there is a nebulous ragey mist impeding my ability to locate the source of my your my your my your emotional outburst.
a (plainly): you're fired.
a: you can't fire me.
a (plainly): go.
a: where will i go? what will i do?
a (disgustedly): you'll find someone.
a: but, your iness, i...love...you.
a: (dejectedly) how can you say that when last night you didn't close the toothpaste properly?!?!?!??!
a: sincerest apologies, your iness.
a (weepily): don't ever leave me. (sob)

end.

noses.

2010-10-13T20:54:00.000-07:00

noses. noses is an ancient noseless gang founded by these guys. they are no longer accepting new members. the only way you could have joined is if you also didn't have a nose. also strictly prohibited was the use of any homonym of "nose", ie. "knows". noses was probably more of a club than a gang - a club whose favorite activities included heavy talk of how things presumably smell.

cryme

2010-09-22T07:41:00.000-07:00

a cryme is a musical indiscretion committed by those who may or not play dungeons and didgeridoos. flailing somewhere in the musical waves that separate the powerballads from the boybands, a cryme ALWAYS begins with your back to the audience. every live performance of a cryme aspires to bring you to tears with an impassioned display of rule-breakiness and repeated chest poundings. rife with risque euphemisms about masturbation, cryme lyrics always include the words "cry" and "crime":

sample 1
CRY to crime
CRY to crime
CRY to crime
Won't you cry to crime ? (x2)

sample 2
It's not a crime for a man to cry, cry, cry
Sample the flavor of long-withheld tears
Just as falling rain is a kind of beauty
It's better to hold this opportunity well, and cry once
[It's not a crime]

sample 3
I will cry tonight, I will cry tonight, and my hands we cannot stop this crime.
I will cry tonight, I will cry tonight, and my sword has lost the eternal fight.

see also:
cryminal, crymage, crymudgeon

immen

2010-09-10T05:37:00.000-07:00

immen.

when something is so manly it encompasses all manhood, manliness - it is so whole that it is holy. there is only one word to express the awe inspired by such manly mannesss.

'immen' .

it's like on Oprah when they sing ' i'm every woman' - this is the man version - ' i'm men'

this psychic fisherman in a box at the duty free crossing en route to NY inspires one to say 'immen - immen to that brother' .

throil

2010-09-10T05:32:00.001-07:00

throil:

a turbulent food state. you know- when the food is so unstable it is still moving on your plate? food in throil looks as if it is in the throws of passion (with itself) , in the eye of a hurricane or still boiling.

this is a black forest cake in a state of throil.

flast

2010-09-02T18:01:00.000-07:00

flast = flask blast.

a state achieved exclusively by drinking moonshine from a handmade ceramic flask embellished with a boombox, courtesy of tim ayers. if you're sicker than this dog, chances are pretty good that you have had a flast.

grave fritters

2010-08-07T07:28:00.001-07:00

a grave fritter is an unidentifiable bit of deep-fried food that lives in your couch. it took up residence months ago when it fell into the abyss between cushions while you were distracted by reality tv. you exhume it accidentally while searching for the remote. it is probably still pretty tasty and maybe even worth something.

turzo

2010-07-01T22:04:00.000-07:00

Turzo : Turzo is a form of graffiti, from Italy. The Turzo-er (Turzo artist) applies graffiti onto existing, typically historic, monumental sculpture in such a way that it responds, highlights or addresses the form or meaning of the existing sculpture. This is different from regular graffiti which is just image/ text applied onto a wall. Turzo is typically humorous, political and unfortunately illegal. Some people think the word comes from combining Turf and Zone, but they are wrong.

parrots, bears and parrot-bears

2010-06-27T08:39:00.000-07:00

the barrot is a crossing of the common bear and the common parrot. mostly parrot with subtle bear characteristics, the barrot is easily recognized by its distinctly baritone mating call. a favored dinner meat among any chef worth his/her salt, the barrot displays a bouquet of voluptuous chocolate and tobacco, softly spiced with lots of tropical fruit. exceptionally showy on the palate, unsubtle low notes and a bit of wet rainbow dog on a leathery finish.

the pear, by contrast, in not an animal but a fruit with a texture similar to either this:
or this:

i know what you were thinking though, earlier, when you learned about barrots. following the phonetic logic, you were thinking that a pear would be the unique marriage of bear and parrot. but that genetically spliced wunderkind is properly known as psittaciformes ursus and it's still in lab.

visitswar

2010-06-02T08:43:00.000-07:00

visitswar: this is a do-it-yourself mousetrap situation. the mouse crosses the 2x4 bridge to get to the peanut butter smeared on the coke can. once the mouse is on the coke can, the can rotates on the bent hanger causing little mouse to loose its balance and fall into the huge pail of antifreeze. this is effective, cheap and apparently the mouse becomes sort of preserved in the antifreeze so it doesn't smell bad after it dies. this awful contraption ( though i must say very clever) is what mice would call a ' visitswar' .

p.s. uncaught does not support the war on mice or the use of 'visitswars'

lodong

2010-06-02T08:35:00.001-07:00

Lodong: see photo.

Example: ' hey hon, let 's go fishing- can you make sure the lodong, rods and bait are in the tackle?- thanks'

later

2010-06-02T08:30:00.000-07:00

this is an example of a fine place to retire. a fine place to retire is called a ' later' . this fabulous ' later' can be found near cobourg ontario. i get first dibs.

trubl

2010-06-02T08:24:00.000-07:00

this little guy is so much trouble with his hooks and cute looks, that you don't have time to spell 'trouble' so he is just called trubl. don't let him catch yah. i mean captcha ( get it ? )

on useless

2010-06-02T00:06:00.000-07:00

this comes up every time you try to terminate your facebook account.
useless is ON.

trying to cancel facebook is like trying to cancel your legs. it's complicated and requires effort, know-how and tools. merely clicking the 'submit' button is like clicking your eyelids shut at the end of the day. guess what: tomorrow you will still have facebook, feet, ankles, knees and thighs. some things are not so easy to sever. social networking is one of them.

oh facebook, i wish i knew how to quit you.

supedipt

2010-05-27T20:09:00.000-07:00

supedipt: an email excerpt describing the following situation:

"the other day i caught him sucking on his own rear foot and i was
like what the fuck?!?! what now? what does this mean? what's wrong
with him? but he had this sort of guilty/sneaky look on his face like
it was more than just a little scratch on a toe or something. so then
i watched him out of the corner of my eye and he watched me out of the
corner of his eye only he got distracted and my eye-corners are bigger
and so i caught him STICKING HIS REAR FOOT INTO HIS EAR AND THEN SUCKING HIS OWN EARWAX OFF HIS PAW LIKE IT WAS A BLUEBERRY FREEZIE AND HE WAS SOME IMMIGRANT SCHOOLGIRL INTRODUCED TO CANDY AT WEST EDMONTON MALL FOR THE FIRST TIME OR SOMETHING. it was siiiiiiiick.
and he knew it was wrong too."

hotel coconuts

2010-05-18T21:35:00.000-07:00

hello, and welcome to hotel coconuts!
may we offer you something to eat/drink?

you will notice that your room is filled with coconuts.
we paid for them with your hard earned coconuts.

we hope you will have a pleasant stay.
(wake up calls involve smashing together two ripe coconuts)

frailer middle

2010-05-09T10:06:00.000-07:00

soft centre
frailer middle
hard shell

applies to: chocolates, turtles, lovers and Mars or any combination thereof

5259w

2010-04-30T21:25:00.000-07:00

5259w is a coded message from the internet gods.
it refers to your destiny, more specifically the location where these degrees of latitude and longitude intersect.

google maps says it's precisely here:

the good people at astro.com have this to say about the potential of this rather barren place (and my commentary appears in red brackets):

The effect of this zone is electrifying and explosive. (really?)

The powerful drive towards freedom and independence dictates your action and your interpersonal relations. (you will not have to drive too powerfully though, since you are in the wild wild wilderness where there are no people with whom to have interpersonal relations)

You react impatiently to any kind of limitation and utter your opinions without hesitation. (if a tree falls in the forest...if you utter impatiently to yourself in a forest...)

Here, you need to ensure freedom of movement and engage in physical activities, as this excess energy could release itself in angry outbursts. (so don't lock yourself up in your tent)

These energies could find adequate expression in sport, fitness training and physical work, but even if you see yourself as a daredevil, it is advisable to avoid risky activities or play. (wolf brawls aren't risky if they're necessary)

The problems regarding the crossing of these particular energies are not just in their uncontrollable nature, but also due to a lack of patience, willingness to compromise and endurance. (sorry but there is no email out here)

Longer stays can lead to conflicts with authority figures, marriage complications and difficulties adapting professionally or socially. (but only in your head because you are alone)

However, if you are keen to free yourself from dependencies and repression, you will surely find the necessary support to do so. (in bed)

Tranglik

2010-04-29T13:40:00.000-07:00

Tranglik:

When a face appears in your food. The face 'glik' ( spirit) transcends time and space and materializes itself in your food. A tranglik is a face that has successfully arranged itself from another dimension trying to make 'contact' . Currently we do not know how to address trangliks, it is safe to eat them, though it is considered respectful to greet the tranglik before ingesting them.

fingwis

2010-04-29T13:30:00.001-07:00

Fingwis: an arrangement of objects that guide/ direct someone to take their vitamins. Usually a fingwis is made with objects at hand (objets trouvé). Fingwis's are site specific, un-monumental, interactive and temporal. Fingwis's employ contemporary art installation strategies and health forward philosophies to promote taking your vitamins.

parly

2010-04-27T05:40:00.000-07:00

definition: when you are the only anglo at an all franco party and attempt to make small-talk

prower

2010-04-24T14:21:00.000-07:00

ok, here's the scene: downtown montreal, end of april, springlike weather, friday 4:30pm. the doors of the old port swing open and a flood of youngish people wearing structured outfits in varying shades of charcoal pour out and get the first ray of sun on their eyeballs in months. this makes them feel good. so good that their eyeballs immediately seek other eyeballs to slither over. soon it's eyeball-on-eyeball, all cinq-a-sept long.

they are in powersuits. they are on the prowl. they are filled with the ultimate prower.

fancifi

2010-04-23T10:08:00.000-07:00

vowne

2010-04-21T19:11:00.000-07:00

vowne: 'vow' and 'never'

when you do something kind of foolish or reckless and then, in your mind, vow never to do such a thing again, but then you catch yourself already in the process of repeating the same mistake before you even finish the sentence

pation

2010-04-19T16:50:00.000-07:00

definition: passion down pat

terictl

2010-04-18T21:34:00.000-07:00

terictl:

Special circle shaped mold that grows on unidentifiable food found in the back of boyfriends refrigerator. Terictls are usually about 2 years old and have at least 3 distinct colors. After prolonged examination terictls will become quite fascinating and beautiful. This intense experience of aesthetic appreciation may be due to the mold spores eating your brain.

or maybe you just love your boyfriend - so even his terictls in the fridge are beautiful.

or maybe it's just mold eating your brain.

(it's love just in case you are reading this jb)

so ....this is a new terictl specimen discovered in boyfriend's fridge in june.

p.s. boyfriend is now fiancée. woohoo +

suffying

2010-04-18T06:39:00.000-07:00

suffying: a diminutive kind of suffering

as experienced, for example, during the winter season when it's so cold that your loofah freezes to the bathroom tiles and you have to chisel it off before using it. the momentary sensation of scrubbing yourself with ice would qualify as suffying.

panticon

2010-04-15T19:49:00.000-07:00

panticon: portmanteau of "panty" and "panopticon"

a panticon is this:

when you go to the bay after a long day at work to buy a new bra or something but your bloodsugar is pretty low and you feel fairly disoriented and sweaty especially among the endless circular displays of seemingly identical lingerie (none of which suits your needs) and all the other shoppers are walking around you in a clockwise fashion adding to your dizziness and confusion to the point where you can't tell if you're watching the panties or the panties are watching you and the only way to disrupt this "sentiment of an invisible omniscience" is through an unsuccessful attempt at shoplifting just to find out who's really in charge.

miesses

2010-04-15T19:40:00.000-07:00

this is from the same word family as 'preesses'

its half mrs. and half messes.

and you're drunk, and the dishes aren't done. again.

ohhh miesses !

sometimes margo

2010-04-14T00:01:00.000-07:00

my brother's dog, margot.
sometimes margo.

pretold

2010-04-13T00:11:00.000-07:00

pretold: a word designed to win the following argument:

a. what happened to your eye?
b. nothing
a. it's gone. there's just a hole where your eye used to be and i can see the park behind you through it.
b. no you can't.
a. yes, i see a dog peeing on a tree through your eyehole, through the kitchen window and the kitchen is on fire.
b. you always look right through me.
a. don't change the subject. my shoes are aflame. you launched the flight devil in the apartment, didn't you?
b. no.
a. i told you not to.
b. and i didn't.
a. don't lie. don't deny.
b. i'm not.
a. you are. the flames are lapping at my kneecaps now.
b. don't be silly. they're not.
a. yes, they are. don't you smell that?
b. (silence)
a. look at me look at me when i'm talking to you.
b. i am.
a. no you're not. all i see is bark and leaf and jack russell and a periodic frisbee.
b. that's my iris.
a. stop your lying. the flight devil was for US to launch TOGETHER. outside. you should not have done this.
b. (something inaudible)
a. WHAT? CAN'T HEAR YOU ABOVE THE FIRE-ALARM.
b. I SAID: I DIDN'T LAUNCH THE FLIGHT DEVIL.
a. YES YOU DID. EVEN THOUGH I TOLD YOU NOT TO. I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU. I TOLD YOU.
b. YES BUT I PRETOLD YOU THAT I WOULD SET IT OFF ALONE IN THE KITCHEN, BURN THE PLACE DOWN, CREATE THE CONDITION OF MAKING A FRISBEE VISIBLE THROUGH THE SPACE WHERE MY EYE USED TO BE AND THEN LIE AND DENY EVERYTHING IN A PREDICTABLE ARGUMENT WITH YOU. REMEMBER? REMEMBER NOW?
I PRETOLD YOU.

(end)

lants

2010-04-12T00:01:00.000-07:00

1. long pants
2. long pants for ants
3. to pierce something with a sharp and pointy ant

cycyc

2010-04-11T06:13:00.000-07:00

your ability to predict the destiny of this bike based on the formation of rust on its frame, the unreliability of its brakes, the muteness of its bell as well the tracks left by its tires in combination with the auditory assault it performs on pedestrians as you muscle it down the street while repeating sheepishly (in your head), "just one more year of lawschool, one more year of lawschool, one more year of lawschool..."

his icings

2010-04-10T00:01:00.000-07:00

origin: 'frosted tips'
refers to a man's hairstyle

"how are his icings?" is another way to ask, "what of his hair? do you fancy its quality?"

'his homeric', by contrast, refers to a man's ability to recite epic poetry

splogi

2010-04-09T09:33:00.000-07:00

splogi is what happens after you eat a toronto veggie street hotdog with olive, bacon bits, mayo, bbq sauce, relish , mustard and ketchup. ' i totally splogi-ed after eating that'

lawsuits clearly

2010-04-09T09:26:00.001-07:00

this pile of 100's of stench rot hockey gear bits drying in the sun is a case for lawsuits clearly. criminal olfactory trauma.

backshwa

2010-04-09T02:28:00.000-07:00

the more appropriate spelling variant of 'backwash'

founds totato.

2010-04-08T01:00:00.000-07:00

'founds totato' is a situation.

it's when you accidentally overhear two fully grown individuals using babytalk in the produce section of a grocery store - only, get this: they don't have a baby!

one of em's like: look bunny, i founds totato.
and the other one's like: goo goo ga ga coooo coooooooooooo
and then one of them pats the other one on the diaper. it makes a squishy sound.

and you're there with your hand wrist-deep in lebanese cucumbers.
watching it all go down.

worymal

2010-04-07T04:25:00.000-07:00

worymal: to fret over mundane things

schoes

2010-04-05T18:32:00.000-07:00

(adjective)

Berlin chic.

no no, wingier still

2010-04-04T06:05:00.000-07:00

-adjective, superlative of wingy

1. having wings
1a. an item of decor that sets the tone of a place
(can be the thing with wings in a room that makes you feel most nostalgic)

origin: probably Bob Crosby's Way Back Home

"The grass is the springiest, the bees are the stingiest
The birds are the wingiest, the bells are the ringiest
(The hearts) the hearts the singiest
(The arms) the arms the clingiest"

calcatulate

2010-04-03T05:38:00.000-07:00

calcat: a cat that tries to count calories but maybe doesn't do so well with the higher numbers

je cry

2010-04-02T15:51:00.000-07:00

a special kind d'utterance produces spontaneously when is moved by bad translations, similar to an yelp or whimper

un genre spécial d'expression a produit spontanément quand une est déplacée par de mauvaises traductions, semblables à un jappement ou à une pleurnicherie

or, jecry can mean this:

dicnic?

2010-03-31T20:05:00.000-07:00

hmmm, all right, dicnic.

no...i'm dry, i got nuthin.

i don't think i've ever experienced such a complete and utter lack of inspiration before.

oh wait...

dicnic:

nope, still nothing.

interpretations welcome.

riffines

2010-03-31T04:41:00.000-07:00

quite simply: to refine a riff. like on a guitar.

usually done in a basement. alone.
or between pramin.
or between pizza pops.

colonoli

2010-03-29T21:35:00.000-07:00

colon + too many cannoli's

it's serious and it could happen to you

p.s. best cannoli in Montréal:

Pasticceria Alati-Caserta

277 Rue Dante

u r away

2010-03-29T18:42:00.000-07:00

uraway: a temporary condition that leads one to do bad things because, well, fuckit...you're away!

see you when you get back!

haha

salingst.

2010-03-29T18:28:00.000-07:00

a specific type of angst.
experienced by holden caulfield.

painting the town

2010-03-28T04:55:00.000-07:00

definition: to apply redner

use it in a conversation:

"holy crysties. what have you done to the building?"
"- i - have redinned it. you don't like?"

oventium

2010-03-27T05:21:00.000-07:00

a drug derived from the oven

pramin

2010-03-26T09:53:00.000-07:00

pramin:

when you are pushing a pram with alot of style. really hip indie rock moms and dads would go out 'pramin' . ' pramin' is like ' jamming' minus the music - but plus the babies. it is very popular in prenzlauerberg.

redner

2010-03-26T09:46:00.000-07:00

redner:

makeup applied to parts of your face to make it look more red. this includes lipstick or blush- it does not include blue eyeshadow or black mascara.

thrice creepy twice sly

2010-03-25T19:37:00.000-07:00

slysoint: a slightly creepy guy who wears a black hoodie while spying on some other guys as they caress the limbs of a mannequin in a department store window

slyzed: past tense of slyze, the act of snapping a picture of a slysoint (also creepy, potentially moreso)
slized: same thing, british spelling

repcat

2010-03-25T19:21:00.000-07:00

repcat: a repetition of cats.

or when a cat is acting as the representative of another cat.
as in a dream.

cathella zinface

2010-03-23T18:54:00.000-07:00

cathella is a portmanteau of 'catholic' and 'nutella' and it means this:
1. profound recurring feelings of guilt for having consumed too much nutella
2. chocolatey spread that has been blessed by a priest and smeared between two hostwafers, oreo-styles (late-night snack of choice among the clergy)

zinface: outbreak of cathella on one's visage

please try again

2010-03-23T18:38:00.000-07:00

remating: the act of attempting to produce a subsequent child

closer coverage

2010-03-22T20:22:00.000-07:00

hmmmm....what a coincidence.
maybe this blog requires some closer coverage, huh jian?

just sayin.

boodis

2010-03-19T05:14:00.000-07:00

boodis: how an individual of swiss-german origin might pronounce the word "booties"
see also: cookis, pantis, da kootnis

preesses

2010-03-18T20:40:00.000-07:00

Preesses:

' preesses' means precious, priceless and princess at the same time. typically this word is used used when you are drunk and the apple of your eye is also drunk - you might call him or her 'preesses' to seduce them. do not use this word if either of you is sober.

glevi

2010-03-18T20:24:00.000-07:00

glevi: is a gravy that is so viscous and sticky that when you try to say gravy your mouth can' t open all the way so you say ' glevi'. this gravy can be found on the poutine at AA diner in st.henri / montreal.

* there is some debate that the word is possibly derived from the combination of glee and gravy

or glue and gravy.

gatelyps

2010-03-18T18:05:00.000-07:00

gatelyps (according to elisabeth): what you get when you want into a locked establishment so bad you push your face up to the gate and your lips get stuck to it because it's cold outside and you're wearing lipgloss

gatelyps (according to karin): what you get when you have a secret so secret that your lips turn into a gate that has a lock that can only be picked with a tongue.

somevun should

2010-03-17T20:27:00.000-07:00

jugbore

2010-03-17T20:17:00.000-07:00

the inverse correlation between how interesting you find your companion to how much alcohol you consume.

holy

2010-03-17T19:48:00.000-07:00

crysties: what you say under your breath when someone cute does something bad

(can make you cry on a bad day)

the pronoun of a more efficient world

2010-03-17T19:39:00.000-07:00

when you listen to cbc so much that jian ghomeshi becomes your muse

2010-03-17T19:35:00.000-07:00

when traffic is so thick you can't c

2010-03-17T19:18:00.000-07:00

doubles

2010-03-15T20:21:00.000-07:00

chinn: when you have two of something in a place where there should only be one

unchinn: the process by which you rid yourself of superfluous item

requires attention and effort along with repeat visits to government buildings or cardio zones

obersess

2010-03-15T20:18:00.000-07:00

the noyes

2010-03-14T19:54:00.000-07:00

pronounced 2 ways:
1. like “the noise”
2. like “the no-yes”

the conflicted psychic space one enters when confronted with something highly desirable yet equally unattainable

results in a black-out period characterized by the rapid decline of impulse control, often with devastating financial (or physical) consequences

(like white noise, except in your brain and much louder)

a state easily achieved while surfing the internet on a friday night with a martini in one hand and a credit card in the other. or when you want a cowboy hat real bad.

please note: the Noyes is not louder than a car alarm

naming a blog is like naming a dog

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