panticon

panticon: portmanteau of "panty" and "panopticon"

a panticon is this:

when you go to the bay after a long day at work to buy a new bra or something but your bloodsugar is pretty low and you feel fairly disoriented and sweaty especially among the endless circular displays of seemingly identical lingerie (none of which suits your needs) and all the other shoppers are walking around you in a clockwise fashion adding to your dizziness and confusion to the point where you can't tell if you're watching the panties or the panties are watching you and the only way to disrupt this "sentiment of an invisible omniscience" is through an unsuccessful attempt at shoplifting just to find out who's really in charge.

miesses

this is from the same word family as 'preesses'

its half mrs. and half messes.

and you're drunk, and the dishes aren't done. again.

ohhh miesses !

repcat

repcat: a repetition of cats.

or when a cat is acting as the representative of another cat.
as in a dream.

cathella zinface

cathella is a portmanteau of 'catholic' and 'nutella' and it means this:
1. profound recurring feelings of guilt for having consumed too much nutella
2. chocolatey spread that has been blessed by a priest and smeared between two hostwafers, oreo-styles (late-night snack of choice among the clergy)

zinface: outbreak of cathella on one's visage

preesses

Preesses:

' preesses' means precious, priceless and princess at the same time. typically this word is used used when you are drunk and the apple of your eye is also drunk - you might call him or her 'preesses' to seduce them. do not use this word if either of you is sober.

the pronoun of a more efficient world

when you listen to cbc so much that jian ghomeshi becomes your muse