Wednesday, March 31, 2010


hmmm, all right, dicnic.

no...i'm dry, i got nuthin.

i don't think i've ever experienced such a complete and utter lack of inspiration before.

oh wait...


nope, still nothing.

interpretations welcome.


quite simply: to refine a riff. like on a guitar.

usually done in a basement. alone.
or between pramin.
or between pizza pops.

Monday, March 29, 2010


colon + too many cannoli's 
it's serious and it could happen to you

p.s. best cannoli in Montréal:
Pasticceria Alati-Caserta
277 Rue Dante

u r away

uraway: a temporary condition that leads one to do bad things because, well,'re away!

see you when you get back!



a specific type of angst.
experienced by holden caulfield.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

painting the town

definition: to apply redner

use it in a conversation:

"holy crysties. what have you done to the building?"
"- i - have redinned it. you don't like?"

Saturday, March 27, 2010


a drug derived from the oven

Friday, March 26, 2010


when you are pushing a pram with alot of style. really hip indie rock moms and dads would go out 'pramin' . ' pramin' is like ' jamming' minus the music - but plus the babies.  it is very popular in prenzlauerberg. 


makeup applied to parts of your face to make it  look more red. this includes lipstick or blush- it does not include blue eyeshadow or black mascara.   

Thursday, March 25, 2010

thrice creepy twice sly

slysoint: a slightly creepy guy who wears a black hoodie while spying on some other guys as they caress the limbs of a mannequin in a department store window

slyzed: past tense of slyze, the act of snapping a picture of a slysoint (also creepy, potentially moreso)
slized: same thing, british spelling


repcat: a repetition of cats.

or when a cat is acting as the representative of another cat.
as in a dream.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

cathella zinface

cathella is a portmanteau of 'catholic' and 'nutella' and it means this:
1. profound recurring feelings of guilt for having consumed too much nutella
2. chocolatey spread that has been blessed by a priest and smeared between two hostwafers, oreo-styles (late-night snack of choice among the clergy)

zinface: outbreak of cathella on one's visage

please try again

remating: the act of attempting to produce a subsequent child

Monday, March 22, 2010

closer coverage

hmmmm....what a coincidence.
maybe this blog requires some closer coverage, huh jian?

just sayin.

Friday, March 19, 2010


boodis: how an individual of swiss-german origin might pronounce the word "booties"
see also: cookis, pantis, da kootnis

Thursday, March 18, 2010


' preesses' means precious, priceless and princess at the same time. typically this word is used used when you are drunk and the apple of your eye is also drunk - you might call him or her 'preesses' to seduce them. do not use this word if either of you is sober.


glevi: is a gravy that is so viscous and sticky that when you try to say gravy your mouth can' t open all the way so you say ' glevi'. this gravy can be found on the poutine at AA diner in st.henri / montreal.
* there is some debate that the word is possibly derived from the combination of glee and gravy
or glue and gravy.


gatelyps (according to elisabeth): what you get when you want into a locked establishment so bad you push your face up to the gate and your lips get stuck to it because it's cold outside and you're wearing lipgloss

gatelyps (according to karin): what you get when you have a secret so secret that your lips turn into a gate that has a lock that can only be picked with a tongue.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

somevun should


the inverse correlation between how interesting you find your companion to how much alcohol you consume.


crysties: what you say under your breath when someone cute does something bad

(can make you cry on a bad day)

the pronoun of a more efficient world

when you listen to cbc so much that jian ghomeshi becomes your muse

when traffic is so thick you can't c

Monday, March 15, 2010


chinn: when you have two of something in a place where there should only be one

unchinn: the process by which you rid yourself of superfluous item

requires attention and effort along with repeat visits to government buildings or cardio zones