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supedipt: an email excerpt describing the following situation:

"the other day i caught him sucking on his own rear foot and i was
like what the fuck?!?! what now? what does this mean? what's wrong
with him? but he had this sort of guilty/sneaky look on his face like
it was more than just a little scratch on a toe or something. so then
i watched him out of the corner of my eye and he watched me out of the
corner of his eye only he got distracted and my eye-corners are bigger
and so i caught him STICKING HIS REAR FOOT INTO HIS EAR AND THEN SUCKING HIS OWN EARWAX OFF HIS PAW LIKE IT WAS A BLUEBERRY FREEZIE AND HE WAS SOME IMMIGRANT SCHOOLGIRL INTRODUCED TO CANDY AT WEST EDMONTON MALL FOR THE FIRST TIME OR SOMETHING. it was siiiiiiiick.
and he knew it was wrong too."