panticon

panticon: portmanteau of "panty" and "panopticon"

a panticon is this:

when you go to the bay after a long day at work to buy a new bra or something but your bloodsugar is pretty low and you feel fairly disoriented and sweaty especially among the endless circular displays of seemingly identical lingerie (none of which suits your needs) and all the other shoppers are walking around you in a clockwise fashion adding to your dizziness and confusion to the point where you can't tell if you're watching the panties or the panties are watching you and the only way to disrupt this "sentiment of an invisible omniscience" is through an unsuccessful attempt at shoplifting just to find out who's really in charge.